I made a discovery, that people are still hyped up in the south, years after losing at their own game: secession.
Now, let me verify my statement.
I was in South Carolina, and I saw, possibly the most ironic billboard ever.
It was also possibly the largest billboard I've ever seen, but alas,
Strewn across the billboard was the largest graphic of a rebel flag I'd ever seen.
Across the side of the board, there was text, in big white letters, clear as day, that read:
"Never Forget..."
Forget what? You lost.
Get over it.
Shh, you hear that?
No?
It kinda sounds like,
like,
FREEDOM!
When people think of America, they think of bald eagles, apple pie, George Washington, muscle cars and large firearms.
They most certainly do not think of Cotton fields, whips, and shackles.
Not to say that that's what the south stands for,
Heck no, i love some wicked BBQ, and that Tennessee air.
I'm saying these haters who keep saying, "It's not over, you're just winning..."
Well, seeing as how you joined the union over 100 years ago, I'd say we've been winning for a while.
(Happy Flag Day)
=)
BLLLLLLOGGGGGG!!!
More jank inbound.
Warning!
What you are about to read might possibly be so epic, you might just die, just FYI
