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What you are about to read might possibly be so epic, you might just die, just FYI

Monday, September 26, 2011

A Serious Post v2

I have had a substantial realization about Christ and it came in what most would think an unusual form;

I have recently been listening to more Christian Metalcore.

I just wanted to touch on my thoughts on a couple subjects that have to do with some lyrics from various songs.

1. The Finisher by Oh, Sleeper.



"Do you mean to challenge me?

Because your speech is threatening to the writer of your history,
through a future perverted by envy.
Your whisper may sway the weak, but when I speak it roars the sea..."



Okay, so a lot of the time, I think we are temporarily blinded to the other side of God.

I'm talking about the side that is like a paternal rage for the protection of his children.

The side that sometime says, "I am going to protect you and if it means annihilating forces beyond your mortal fight. I will do it with extreme vengeance and they will perish."







I tend to actually be blinded to the other side and focus on this side, which isn't good either, but I want to tell you that if you stand on the fence in between Satan and Christ,







Satan owns the fence.







And the bible clearly states that you are either with Christ, or against him. (If you doubt that, go look it up, I'm not going to baby you, you'd hate that),


Meaning if you have grey area in your major concepts about Christ, you might be on the wrong side of the battle.

And while Christ tells us to love on another and be disciples of Christ to the world;

Disciples of kindness, pupils of the greatest teacher ever, Children of the best patriarch ever to grace mankind with his love.







However,







When the end rolls around and you happen to be on the fence,

You will fall and whether our human minds think we can perceive what Hell is like or not and whether our feeble intelligence can claim it isn't there, it is. And if you find yourself on the fence with Satan, against Christ.

You cannot hope to win. Not even in your faintest thoughts can you reason the defeat of Christ, nor will it happen









2. A Banquet for Traitors by Oh, Sleeper.






"He said, "My son, you can hold perfection in your arms if you wish."

but I sit at a banquet for traitors
placed here between a thief and a liar.



"Just run and hold perfection in your arms as I slip..."
but Ill make you the god of a liar
cause Ive been both a saint and a viper.
Ill make you the god of a liar...






...His life spilled like a tide so divine.

It was a blood soaked feast that never ceased as his veins dripped empty.
With such violent grace, the waves hit my face


and in painful clarity I turned fearfully..."










I put a space between the two, to separate the two.






Again, this is how I perceive these lyrics, my thoughts.






The first voice is Christ, again being the strong, fearless God he is.


He sat at the last supper with Judas, a banquet with a traitor.






I will come back to the next line, but I'm going to move on.






Satan gets a lot of flack, well deserved, but there's one name I hear every now and then;










"Dumb."






He is everything but dumb. They don't call someone who is dumb an enemy of people, The God of the Universe won't waste his time destroying a fool in the end.






He can tempt you, convince you things that are completely absurd, he can make you do things that are extremely nasty, terrible, unethical, and filthy.






And because he's a slithering, filthy, crafty viper,






he can make you a God... of liars, cheaters, and ignorance.






The next section says that Christ faced an awful, horrendous death for our wrongs that we often beat ourselves up for every day of our lives.


While remembering Christ was a pure, perfect human. I often wonder what made him think I deserved that.






Then I just remember he had to beat death and die on the cross to extend that gift to me.
And denying it would be extremely ignorant of me.


And finally, like I said, Christ died between a thief and a liar.


Christ, the King of Kings, Lord of the earth, keeper of his people, died in between a thief and a liar.






Then he rose again, wrapping himself in a shroud of victory, shining in an aura of victory and the marks of his battle still visible for the world to see that he was real and was NOT DEAD.














So it comes down to this;






Whom do you fight for?






Do you sit on the fence, idle and consumed by your own feeble opinions that spawn grey area in your beliefs about Christ?


Do you live every day like it's a party, caring only for the world's perception of you- a world I might add that is not our home and would love nothing more for you to believe just what they want you to believe; that you are what they say you are.










Doesn't standing up against the world and fighting for someone who can make the seas roar with his voice, who can die and come back alive, who can take on the nations of evil and annihilate them with his breath?






That's who I'm fighting for.













Friday, September 23, 2011

PROM 2011 MEN RAP





(Connor LeClerc Rap)

THE NAME IS CONWAY,  GONNA BREAK IT DOWN,
PROM 2011 HATER, COLLEGE BOUND,

YOU READY TO DROWN, TREAD OR FLOAT,
YOU CAN CALL US NOAH, CAUSE WE ON A BOAT!

BREAKIN IT DOWN LIKE LEGOS, CHECK THESE MOVES,
HATERS GONNA HATE, AND BE-HOOVERS GONNA HOOVE, 

MY TUX IS LIKE, AWESOME, WITH MY PAISLEY TIE,
GONNA DANCE IT UP, DAWG, TIL THE DAY I DIE!

(Eric Chodan Rap)

GOT 40,000 HATS, BUT ONLY ONE TUX,
IT'S ALL I NEED, TO MAKE A HATER DELUXE,

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE THE BIG "C,"
BUT THEY CAN'T, SO BEAT IT, CAN'T YOU SEE?

YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, I'M AT FULL THROTTLE,
DRINKING SPARKLING JUICE, RIGHT OUT DA BOTTLE!

I'M ONE HALF BOMB, ONE HALF BREAK THE NORM,
ONE HALF BUST OUT THE WHIP DURING "SANDSTORM!"

(Scott Schloss Rap)

WELCOME TO SCOT-TOWN, YOU KNOW HOW I DO,
HITTIN THE FLOOR HARD, LET THE CHAOS ENSUE,

I'VE GOT MAD SKILLS ON THE DANCIN SCALE,
NO MORE JOKES  HATERS GO AHEAD AND BAIL,

TIMES A WASTIN, I GOT FOOLS TO BREAK,
GET OUT OF HERE, FOR SAFETY'S SAKE.

CAUSE I'M THE WIZARD OF DANCE, MOVES OVER MASS,
WHEN I DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT AND SAY "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Saturday, September 10, 2011

U.S History: According to Connor.

It may have dawned on you... that I don't like to write sad blog posts.

But I also want to write something vaguely patriotic because of tomorrow being the anniversary of 9/11...

So I have composed some snippets of a history book I would write entitled;
"My country tis of RAPTORS!"

Here are a few american events according to the book...

THE THANKSGIVING STORY:



The Mayflower landed on Plymouth and the people went out exploring in this new world...

Led by John Smith and King Richard the Lionheart, the men of the clan ventured into the forest....

it was very soon that they made an unusual discovery:



RAPTORS!!!!!!

A pack of raptors came upon John and Richard and slaughtered them all, and then followed their tracks to the settlement of Plymouth...

but the people of Plymouth were brave and steadfast in heart and there, on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought...

They fought for hours upon hours, but the power of the Raptors are strong and they brought forth their alpha male...

it was in this moment... when all hope had faded, when the people of Plymouth took up their ballistic airstrikes...

The Raptors, the enemies of the free peoples of Plymouth, were defeated.



THE BOSTON DANCE PARTY:

During the 1700's the British Monarchy had been taxing the city of Boston quite heavily... So the people of Boston came together and formed a dance troop to combat the British monarchy via sick moves, bro.

Led by Fergie, the troop approached the Boston docks and began to break it down like Legos.

The British troops were not appeased and released the secret weapon:






RAPTORS!!!!!!!


the British troops sicked their raptors on the dancers and, unfortunately, all of them were eaten except Fergie- who managed to escape.



CUBAN RAPTOR CRISIS:

In 1962 the Soviet Union started breeding raptors in Cuba to ship over to the gulf coast of Florida and release there to wreak havoc on the U.S people. They were also going to air drop them into major cities by the 100's. The United States would be overrun by raptors in approximately 37 hours.

But U.S President, John Hammond, proposed a counter attack to his cabinet: they sent a large wooden badger full of Imperial storm troopers to the Cuban breeders as a gift...

At night, when the breeders and raptors were asleep, the storm troopers came out and miraculously acquired moderately good aim and killed all the raptors and the breeders and returned to the U.S via Star Destroyer.

The Cuban Raptor crisis was over...



More blog to AGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

[ROCKSTAR RAP OFF!!!] Rose, M.J and Ozzy (vs) Slash, Hendrix and Clapton



(Axl Rose rap)

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, PUNK, WHERE I'M ABOUT TO BURN,
SOME AMATEUR GUITARISTS, SO LISTEN UP AND LEARN!

I'VE GOT THE WORLD OF G'N'R, RIGHT UNDER MY THUMB,
AND IT'S TIME THEY ALL REALLY KNEW, WHOSE MUSIC IS DUMB,

YOU'RE JUST A FRIZZY HAIRED GUITARIST, SITTIN ALL ALONE,
 IN A TOP HAT, LOOKIN LIKE MR. BROWNSTONE.

YOU KNOW THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGIN, I'M DRIVIN YOU INSANE,
I'M LEAVING YOU BROKE, IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN

(Slash rap)

GET READY FOR A THROW DOWN, YOU RED HAIRED PUNK!
LET ME SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR, YA HAZY EYED DRUNK,

HEY AXL, LET ME TAKE YOU DOWN TO PARADISE CITY,
WHERE THE GINGERS LIVE IN A POOL OF PITY!

AIN'T NO WAY YOU CAN HANDLE ALL OF THIS,
IT'S GOOD MUSIC 101, YOU ARE DISMISSED!

IT'S ABOUT TO GET FURIOUS, AXL, STEP BACK A FEW,
SAY HELLO TO KURT COBAIN, I BID YOU ADIEU.


[ROUND 2]

(Micheal Rap)

GET READY LITTLE BOY, BECAUSE I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
THE NAME IS M.J, THE KING OF POP'S READY TO GO!

I INVENTED THE MOONWALK, YOU PLAYED WITH YOUR LEFT HAND,
TO THE KING OF POP, YOU'RE A MERE GARAGE BAND,

YOU'VE GOT PEOPLE LINING UP TO JUST VISIT YOUR GRAVE,
GOT 40 MILLION FACEBOOK FANS, ON YOUR KNEES KNAVE,

CAUSE TONIGHT THE KING OF POP HAS NOT YET SMILED,
ON THE UN-ROYAL LIKES OF THE VOODOO CHILD,

(Jimi Hendrix rap)

I'LL CHOP YOU DOWN LIKE A MOUNTAIN, WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND
WHEN YOU STEP IN THE RED HOUSE, IT'S GUITAR I COMMAND!

THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS DEAD ROCK N ROLL,
NOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD, POP TOOK THE TOLL,

HATER, ITS HIGH TIME THAT YOU KNEW YOUR PLACE,
BETTER BEEF UP YOUR MOVES, JUST IN CASE.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY, KING OF POP ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
I'LL BURN YOU LIKE A GUITAR, SEND YOU TO THE ABYSS!

[ROUND 3]

(Ozzy Rap)

ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN WHERE I DON'T WANNA STOP,
BURNIN GUITARISTS UP, LIKE OLD BOXTOPS,

I'LL BARK AT THE MOON AND BITE OFF YOUR HEAD,
GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER SHRED,

OH PLEASE, DON'T EVEN TRY TO START A WAR,
EVEN YOUR OWN FANS SEE YOU AS A BORE,

I'LL JUST SAY NOW, I BIT YOUR HEAD LIKE A SHARK,
YOUR RAPS ARE NOTHING BUT A SHOT IN THE DARK.

(Eric Clapton rap)

LAYLA! WATCH ME BEAT THIS DRUGGED PUNK UP!
CAN I PLAY A CLEAN SHOW... UHHHHH, YUP!

I'VE GOT HANDS OF GOLD WHEN I TOUCH THE FRETBOARD
MAKING MONEY WITH THE STRUM OF EVERY CHORD!

I GOT SCALES LIKE A MADMAN AND A LICENCE TO KILL,
IT TAKES MORE THAN THEORY TO MATCH MY SKILL,

WELL PRINCE OF DARKNESS, YOUR FANBASE NOW CORRODES,
WHILE I SIT ON 100 MIL. DOWN AT THE CROSSROADS!