(Kroeger verse 1)
Cause we all just wanna be big Rockstars,
getting old and weak, being driven in cars,
My lyrics are so raw, they make you beg for an oven,
wait a minute, you're already baked, whole lotta lovin,
For a flamboyant English guy, I guess you're alright,
but if today was your last day, could you win this rap tonight?
I've got a concert in five if you'll pardon me,
In a couple more verses, you'll be singing "Savin me."
(Robert Verse 1)
Hey there Chad, I just wanted to let you know,
THAT IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I ROCK N ROLLLL,
STEP OFF MY PLATE, BEFORE I EAT YOU UP,
IN THE HOUSES OF THE HOLY, DOIN THE MISTY MOUNTAIN HOP
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE LED ZEPPELIN SCORNED,
THIS ENDS TONIGHT, YOU ARE, NEVERMORE.
(Chad Kroeger Last verse... ever)
I see your point, you're a old withered hag,
Just.... just....
(Robert finishing verse)
.... get your face a brown bag?
WITH NO MORTAL RIVALS, MY VOICE NO MAN TAMES,
MY PIPES RUN MILES ROUND YOURS, I PLAY NO GAMES,
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE, OUR WITHERING FRAMES,
BECAUSE WE PAVED YOUR ROAD, YOUR BEAST WE TAMED,
I WONT ASK YOU TO REMEMBER, ALL WE DID DO,
SO THAT POSERS LIKE YOU CAN ROYALLY SCREW,
ALL THAT WE FOUNDED AND SLAVED OVER HARD,
TO BECOME THE ORIGINAL ROCK N ROLL BARDS
NOW STEP BACK CHAD, FOR MY SOUL I WILL POUR,
BEFORE I LET YOU WIN THIS BATTLE OF EVERMORE.
