(Dovahkiin, verse 1)
You wanna rap against me?
When I shout, dragons die.
Who knows what will happen,
when I make the shouts rhyme.
You kill orcs with your sword,
I beat them up inside local inns,
I'm a true son of skyrim,
in their tongue, dovahkiin,
Face it, punk,
you got outlived by your baby brother,
Here Borimir, have some block training,
You can write the check to my mother,
No lollygaggin, Borimir,
It's time to make it boom
So get close to the mic,
And show me your thu'um.
(Borimir verse 1)
One does not simply
out rap the best,
You took an arrow to the knee,
I took four in the chest.
Kick that horse in reverse,
Or I'll toss you like a dwarf,
I'll give you a moment for pity's sake,
and your band of Whiterun animorphs,
Got more swag than Bombadil,
but I keep real fresh,
What is that I smell?
Dragon/man flesh...
For Gondor! You half breed,
Take a taste of elegance,
Before my rhymes begin to enflame,
and leave you lookin like Helgen.
(Dovahkiin verse 2)
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT FLAME?
YOL TOOR SHUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY MIC IS UP IN FLAMES, BORIMIR
YOU'RE JUST A PINCUSHION AND A FOOL,
YOUR DOG LOOKS LIKE A HORSE,
MY HORSE KNOWS NO BOUNDS,
WHETHER IT BE PHYSICS OR A DRAGON,
IT CAN HOVER OFF THE GROUNDS,
YOUR MEN AIM LIKE HELEN KELLER,
I'M A STORMCLOAK REBEL, SON
YOU BLOCK LIKE A PIECE OF KINDLING,
AND YOUR DAD LOOKS LIKE ONE TOO!
BE CAREFUL, BOROMIR,
OR I'LL TOAST YOU LIKE YOUR PA,
BACK IT UP, BACK IT UP,
FUS.... RO..................DAHHH!!!!
(Is there anyone who can save Gondor.... anyone?)
Rohan will answer,
(Theoden verse)
DROPPIN ELEPHANTS LIKE THE BASS,
SPITTIN RHYMES, KEEPIN IT TIGHT,
LIKE LYDIA THE HOUSECARL,
I CARRY YOUR BURDENS TONIGHT,
WATCH ME DOVAHKIIN,
YOU DON'T THINK I'M SERIOUS?
I'LL SPIN YOU ROUND AND ROUND,
TIL YOU CONTRACT SANGUINE VAMPIRIS,
BACK IT UP DOVAHKIIN,
NO ONE'S EVER BREACHED MY RAPS,
I MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE SMEAGOL,
AND SMELL LIKE DRAGON CRAPS,
MY RAPS CAUGHT YOU OFF GUARD,
LEVEL THOSE SKILLS DOVAHKIIN,
WASH UP YOUR BLACK EYE,
AND WATCH THE RED SKIES FOR ALDUIN.
