Scribe: "Dovakiin, thank you for letting me in here to analyze your work, so... who's in charge around skyrim?"
Dovakiin: "I am... I'm the boss."
Scribe: "Alright... so take me through a day in the life of 'the boss,' "
Well the first thing I do is...
GET EXECUTED, LIKE A BOSS!
KILL IMPERIALS, LIKE A BOSS!
JOIN THE STORMCLOAKS, LIKE A BOSS!
INVADE WHITERUN, LIKE A BOSS!
LEARN A THUU'UM, LIKE BOSS!
KILL A DRAUGR, LIKE A BOSS!
RUSH A MARRIAGE, LIKE A BOSS!
DIRECT FOLLOWERS, LIKE A BOSS!
MY OWN MANOR, LIKE A BOSS!
BUY SOME SKOOMA, GET ARRESTED!
BUY A HORSE, EVADE PHYSICS!
SHARDS OF WUUTHRAD, LIKE A BOSS!
PASS OUT IN A TAVERN, LIKE A BOSS!
MEET AN ASSASSIN, SHOUT HER BRAINS OUT!
TURN INTO DRAGON, CRASH INTO THE SUN!
NOW I'M DEAD!
Scribe: "mmhmm, I see... so that's a average day for you then?"
Dovahkiin: "Absoloutely, I'm the boss."
Scribe: "You crash into the sun and die..."
Dovahkiin: "Ohhh yeahh..."
Scribe: "and at some point in there I think you said somethig about evading phsyics?"
Dovahkiin: "Nope."
Scribe: "Actually, I'm very sure you did."
Dovahkiin: "Nah, that ain't me..."
Warning!
What you are about to read might possibly be so epic, you might just die, just FYI
