Drive through as a parent

I cannot wait to be a father...

Obviously, I must, as it is most likely God's plan for me to wait until I'm at least 22 to at least be married.

But a little further down the road, I will be the most awesome father ever to grace the paternal side of this earth. Mainly for one reason:

I will be the funniest father to my kids, anyone has ever known.

My #1 way of doing this will be messing with the drive through people at any fast food place.
Here is an example of a conversation:

(for sake of the scenario I'm with my two sons, one 13- Gavin and one 16-Peter are in the car with me).

(I roll up to McDonalds)

Drive-thru: "Hello, welcome to McDonald-

Me: "Yes! Do you have Fresca? I... I have just been dying of thirst, and no one has Fresca anywhere, its like..... just, Fresca?."

D.T: "Ummm, no we don't sir..."

Me: "...... Pepsi?"

D.T: "Is Coke fine, sir?"

Me: ".... Well, that's not Pepsi, is it? Oh well, it will have to do, give us a second to decide what we want."

Me: "What does everyone want?"

Peter: "I'll take some sort of chicken, Dad."

Me: "Grilled or Legit?"

Peter: "Legit."

Gavin: "I'll take the Big Mac, Dad."

Me: "You better,"

Gavin: *laughs*

Me: "I think we're prepared..."

D.T: "..............."

Me: "Are you still there?"

D.T: "Yes, I'm ready for your order."

Me: "Oh... It sounded like you had left us alone without burgers. Yes, I'd like 2 number 1 combos, and a legit chicken combo,"

D.T: "Grilled or Fried?"

Me: "I said legit..."

D.T: "Sir, I don't know what that means..."

Me: "Well, Grilled would certainly NOT be legit. So I guess, fried."

D.T: "Okay, will that be it?"

Me: "No, I'd also like an apple pie and a frappe mocha."

D.T: "Is the order on the screen right?"

Me: "Man, you'd feel really bad right now if I told you I was blind."

D.T: "Sir, is the order correct?"

Me: "I suppose."

D.T: "Alright pull around to the first window,"

Me: "As opposed to skipping it and proceeding to the second?"

D.T: "....."

Me: "See ya soon."







More blog toIT'S A TRAP!!!

Rock n Roll Rap off- DANIEL 'THE GREAT' ACTON vs. CONNOR "CONWAY" LECLERC

(Daniel Verse I)

It's time to stomp some lame guitarists around
put your jaw on the curb, and bring my foot down!

Mic my bass drum and mix it real nice,
gonna blow your eyes out like your head's in a vice.

They call me 'the great' cause I'm just too fly,
You're going to Valhalla, its time to die!

I'll drop tune you down to the Key of Acton,
And freeze you in the cold, like a can of TINACTIN!


(Connor verse I)

Get ready boy, cause its time to ROCK!
I got more tone than the NBL got socks!

If you wanna talk speed, your feet must be sore...
Watch my fingers burn on my 22 fret-board!

It's do or die, and this tone is never dead,
It's takes more than three strikes to kill the Sultan of Shred.

Waste not, want not, its the scales I rule,
Like Napolean Toneapart, I've won this duel!

(Daniel verse II)

Wait up, Brah I ain't done with this,
I got a couple more rhymes that'll bust your head.

I fight for the likes of all drummer kind,
you fail for the failure of.... yeah!!!


(Connor verse II)

ITS TIME TO FINISH THIS, I GOT SKYRIM TO PLAY!
I'M GONNA FUS RO DAH YOU TILL YOUR HAIR IS GREY!

I'LL CALL DOWN FIRE FROM MY FINGERTIPS,
AS THEY BURN YOU ALL UP, LIKE FISH AND CHIPS!

I'M THE SIX STRING SOVEREIGN, GIVE IT UP NOW!
YOU'RE NOW A STATISTIC, JUST ANOTHER KNEE BOWED!