Literary Rap off: Deep Magic Rhymes, Draco vs. Edmund (ft. Aslan)

(Edmund Rap)

There's only room for one traitor here,
So Evanesco, punk! Make you dissapear!

I've got rhymes thicker than your daddy's chops,
punch you in the face, hear your nose go "pop"

I'm the king of Narnia, you're a wannabe villain,
I slay fools like you when I just be chillin,

quit crying and rhyme, your swag is witherin
Before I gather my centaurs and we take down Slytherin!

(Draco Rap)

I have reason to believe that YOUR swag is dead,
Your witch queen had a lion bite off her head,

Go back to Cair Paravel, your family and snuggle,
while my deatheater daddy kills all you muggles,

You're nothing but a joke of a king and page,
watching for a fake lion at every end of an age,

I'll assure you now, if that lion were real,
He'd come up now and-
(Aslan's onslaught)

ROARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

KEEP YOUR DISTANCE BOY!

OR I'LL BRAKE YOUR SERPENT FABLE,
LIKE I BROKE THE STONE TABLE!

DON'T GET UP, DON'T EVEN TRY,
WHO SAYS I'M NOT REAL, WHO SAYS I CAN'T FLY!?!?!

YOU MIGHT'VE BEEN COOL, RIDING ON A LITTLE TRAIN,

BUT I CREATED A WHOLE WORLD, IN ONE MELODIC REFRAIN!

I EAT VILLAINS LIKE YOU, EVERY END OF AN AGE,
SO I DARE YOU,  SEE WHAT HAPPENS, GO ON, TURN THE PAGE.