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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Prom Rap (Female Remix)






(Becca Rap)
BETTER STEEL YOURSELVES, CAUSE IT'S HIPSTER TIME
I BE DROPPIN RAPS LIKE A BOMBS, AND BUSTIN RHYMES

CALL ME GHETTO YODA, CAUSE IT'S DO OR DON'T TRY,
YOU KNOW MY RAPS ARE HOT, TIL THE DAY I DIE.

GOT FORTY PAIRS OF TOMS AND FORTY OF VANS,
I'M THE HIPSTER SHOE QUEEN, PUT YOU IN A TRANCE!

I FIND YOUR LACK OF SWAG, OH SO LAME,
LET ME ALTER IT ONCE MORE, LET ME ALTER THE GAME!

(Danielle)
I AM A LEGIT EQUESTRIAN, TO THE BONE
TAKIN OUT YOUR COMPETITION LIKE MARINE CORPS DRONES,


CALL ME HORSE WHISPERER, I COMMAND THEM ALL,
I CAN CURE ANY SICKLY STEED, WITH A TOUCH OF MY PALM

IT'S MY EAST HIGH PRIDE DRIVING ME ON,
RIDING INTO THE DUSK, UNTIL I MEET THE DAWN!


GOTTA SAVE A HORSE FROM A FOREST FIRE,
RIDE IN HEADFIRST, ON MY STEED, SAPPHIRE!

(Kacie Rap)

HATERS GONNA HATE, BUT I'M THE FREAKIN QUEEN OF KINDESS,
GOT MY RAPS AROUND YOUR NECK UNTIL YOU CALL ME YOUR HIGHNESS!

I'M THE QUEEN OF THE ICE, IT RUNS IN MY VEINS,
I GOT MORE COLD BLOOD THAN STEVEN HAWKING HAS BRAINS,

I LIKE ICE CREAM BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW,
THE WAY I FLY ON ICE STEADFAST AND TRUE!

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, WHEN I FLY ONTO THE ICE,
STORMIN YOUR COMPETITION, KILLIN YOU WITH NICE!


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