Drive through as a parent

I cannot wait to be a father...

Obviously, I must, as it is most likely God's plan for me to wait until I'm at least 22 to at least be married.

But a little further down the road, I will be the most awesome father ever to grace the paternal side of this earth. Mainly for one reason:

I will be the funniest father to my kids, anyone has ever known.

My #1 way of doing this will be messing with the drive through people at any fast food place.
Here is an example of a conversation:

(for sake of the scenario I'm with my two sons, one 13- Gavin and one 16-Peter are in the car with me).

(I roll up to McDonalds)

Drive-thru: "Hello, welcome to McDonald-

Me: "Yes! Do you have Fresca? I... I have just been dying of thirst, and no one has Fresca anywhere, its like..... just, Fresca?."

D.T: "Ummm, no we don't sir..."

Me: "...... Pepsi?"

D.T: "Is Coke fine, sir?"

Me: ".... Well, that's not Pepsi, is it? Oh well, it will have to do, give us a second to decide what we want."

Me: "What does everyone want?"

Peter: "I'll take some sort of chicken, Dad."

Me: "Grilled or Legit?"

Peter: "Legit."

Gavin: "I'll take the Big Mac, Dad."

Me: "You better,"

Gavin: *laughs*

Me: "I think we're prepared..."

D.T: "..............."

Me: "Are you still there?"

D.T: "Yes, I'm ready for your order."

Me: "Oh... It sounded like you had left us alone without burgers. Yes, I'd like 2 number 1 combos, and a legit chicken combo,"

D.T: "Grilled or Fried?"

Me: "I said legit..."

D.T: "Sir, I don't know what that means..."

Me: "Well, Grilled would certainly NOT be legit. So I guess, fried."

D.T: "Okay, will that be it?"

Me: "No, I'd also like an apple pie and a frappe mocha."

D.T: "Is the order on the screen right?"

Me: "Man, you'd feel really bad right now if I told you I was blind."

D.T: "Sir, is the order correct?"

Me: "I suppose."

D.T: "Alright pull around to the first window,"

Me: "As opposed to skipping it and proceeding to the second?"

D.T: "....."

Me: "See ya soon."







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