Columbus North Class of 2K11 Rap

"Class of 2K Eleven, Can't touch us son!
We made more history than Attila the Hun

Look at the facts, our Triangle staff was boss,
With Connor, J-Lat and friends, its just your loss.

The football team, made any field their own,
Dominatin the weight room, like Sylvester Stallone.

Our cross team held nationals in their hand,
They made every runner scared, from here to Iran.

Oh you wanna talk test scores? Write me a summary.
Go to East High School, you'll be in good company.

But us Bulldogs strike fear in the hearts of the haters,
We had The Olympians in a choke-hold like a big, blue Darth Vader,

We roll so 90's like Nihm and Ms. Brisby,
And our rhymes are fierce, like Shakespeare, OR DENNIS LINDSEY!

You can hate all you want, but you know its true,
Every trend we set, you wish you had too,

We created the hipster era, you just followed suit,
Cause we broke more norms than Dwight K. Schrute

So if you ever need tutoring, just give us a holler,
We'll be kicking it on campuses, poppin our collars,

But we'll see you in college, the next time around.
Say hello to the Deans, cause they never called us down."


(in honor of all my dear colleagues who graduated from Columbus North High School in May of 2011).