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What you are about to read might possibly be so epic, you might just die, just FYI

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Literary Rap Off #2- Princess Ariel vs. Admiral Ackbar




(Ariel Verse 1)

Under the sea, punk, it's time to fight,
ain't no rebellion can stop this tonight,

I'm the real ghetto princess from down below,
Better roll them credits, Imma steal the show

You got nothing on me, you're just a fish,
I'll take the calamari, Ackbar, now make a wish.

(Ackbar verse 1)

You ears can't repel raps of this magnitude,
I'll stomp you all over Endor, make a mermaid stew,

Don't try me, I got a rebel fleet in my hand,
The force is with me, when I begin to command,

You think your daddy's little trident is par?
Wait until you've brought down the freaking death star.

(Ariel verse 2)

I'll slap you with my tail and kill your family,
Murmaiding your fleet is easy as 1 2 3,

I got the creatures of the sea in my army,
Face it, punk, you can't even catch me

I'll warn you dawg, when you step into MY sea,
You' might just have flashbacks to Captain D's

(Ackbar verse 2)

Watch out Ariel cause you know ITS A TRAP!
When you mess with this, you know you look like crap,

I'll blow up your castle from high above,
Shoot down my turbo lasers and spread the love,

Cause even the empire knows when they're gonna die,
When they hear the words "Home one standing by..."



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