Chili Recipes

I now realize what can go in a chili recipe:
Anything.
Literally, is there anything you could not put in a pot of chili?
No, there isn't, quit hatin.
I have consulted a few websites, and I have come up with my own chili recipe.

1. Tomato sauce.
(you can't have chili without this...)

2. Tomato Paste
(...Or this).

3. Ground Beef, and other assorted tasty meats.
(You need meat in your chili recipe, or else, you're just a hippie).

4. Onions
(It's alright, you can cry, you just won't be man enough for my chili, more for me, that's all)

5. Jalapeno peppers. Fresh.
(Okay, now you may cry, but please do so without a frown, instead, make a war cry and finish that bowl. Wimp).

6. Habanero peppers
(Okay, I'm crying too, but we'll make it man, okay? STAY WITH ME, BRO!)

7. a half cup of BBQ sauce
(you can breathe now, I think the spice trolls are gone... OR ARE THEY?!?)

8. sixteen ghost peppers... whole
(...nope, they're back.)

9. Kidney beans
(You need them and you know it).

10. chili beans
(They're chili beans. Why wouldn't you have them?)

11. KFC popcorn chicken. lots of it.
(Beat the colonel at his own game. He's dead, what's he gonna do, tell everyone your secret. Nope).

12. A side of ribs (on the side).
(Nothin says "I was hungry, shut up," like a full rack of ribs as your side dish).

13. 2/3 a can of coca cola
(Give a little love, it all comes back to you, that way you don't have to share it again).

14. A pinch of brown sugar
(A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. And a cup of brown sugar beefs up a buck wild pot of chili).

(and finally, the secret recipe).

15. one can of pasteurized unicorn blood
(like I said, so secret- YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND IT!)

More connorisms on the horizon.
Hark!