Death-Metal Band Names

It occurred to me that death metal bands are possibly the scariest thing ever to plague the earth since Secret of Nimh 2.

I have discovered though, one humorous aspect of them- their names. I think that these are some great examples of what I'm talking about:

Cradle of Filth- You have to wonder how their advertiser feels about their band name, imagine him trying to put sell ads,

-"Hey, check out this band!"

-"what's their name?"

-" Cradle of Filth"

-"Oh lord. They must be terrible."

See what I mean?


-Children of Bodom
I did some research, a "bodom" is a glass bead......... Wait, what?
Children... of.... wha, I don't.... just, no....


-Death
Oooooohhhhhh, you guys got real creative.


-Cannibal Corpse
Taboo issues,
Comin your way!!!

-In Flames
...Just like your career.

-Austrian Death Machine
Why not just call yourselves "Arnold Schwarzenegger?"

-Gojira
Dude, not cool. You can't go screaming that with all these Japanese kids around.

-Pig Destroyer
Also answers to "Famous Dave"

-Runemagick
"Oh crap guys, we misspelled magic!"

-Ebony Tears
Ouch.

-Arch Enemy
All the other bands really hate them.

-Trap Them
Their manager is Admiral Ackbar.

-Strapping Young Lad
You might as well have named yourselves "Postal" because you need to LEAVE!





As you can see, we clearly need more authentic names for these bands.

More posts on the way.
Be Prepared.