Prom Rides

It has occurred to me that prom is no time for normal.
It is a time to go absolutely buck-wild with everything.
For example, a friend of mine will be touching down in a helicopter a couple blocks away from the prom itself, my date and I plus another ten ourselves will be riding on a speedboat hooked up to a truck, will be riding up to the red carpet of prom.

And I can't help but think,

Is this all we've got?













First off, I think there are several ways to improve our ride alone:

1. a Union Jack flag on the back of the boat.
Honestly, no boat is complete without a banner, the union jack happens to be the coolest looking.

2. A giant crossbow (Ballista)
Without an intimidation factor, we could easily be taken captive.

3. A new outfit for me.
If it were up to me, while a tuxedo is great and amazing. I need a black coat with obscene amounts of medals, tasseled shoulder pads, and a Napolean hat.
This way I can actually scream when we reach the prom-
"Once more to the breach! Tallyho!"

(and finally)

4. A speaker system blaring Richard Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries."
Nothing says "In your face, knave!" Like blaring Wagner, wearing Victorian military array, flying a union jack while one of your prom men mans the ballista behind you.

Needless to say, I've only skimmed the surface of what is possible to max out the prom experience.

More random jank to come,
Beware.